Seriously Broke

I NEED MONEY !!!
I'm sure you all do too.
My head hurts from constantly trying to devise new ways to get paid.
The 9-5 never ever works out for me. I can't stand doing the same thing over and over day in and day out, especially when the one thing that I do everyday is something I can't stand doing!
I've discovered a few methods and techniques but the bills remain. UNPAID
I'm confident that I'll find a way to make a decent living soon. With all the energy I put forth in just thoughts alone I almost expect a stack of cash to just appear before me any day now.
Highly unlikely.............but I'm sure an oppurtunity will appear.
So if you need me I'll be here .....................broke and searching.......